Erickson Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license? A: He crashed the computer
Erickson Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands. Oh this one is good if you liked the Peter Pan movie if you haven’t watched it watch it its peak trust
Erickson Great for Halloween: Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine! Q: How does a ghost eat an apple? A: By goblin it! Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A: Boo-berries
Erickson Apple Q: When is an apple a grouch? A: When it’s a crab apple! Q: What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A: A tooty fruity! Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple? A: I’ve got you covered Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone? A: Because the banana split
Erickson Banana Q: What do two bananas do when they meet each other? A: A banana shake! Q: What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? A: Slippers! Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well Q: What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun? A: I don’t know about you but I’m starting to peel! Q: What key do you use to open a banana? A: A monkey
Erickson Beans Q: What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable? A: A string bean! Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous? A: A green bean
